Recent observational details of Comet 3I/ATLAS has offered a profound astrophysical puzzle: the ob... more Recent observational knowledge of Comet 3I/ATLAS has introduced a profound astrophysical puzzle: the thing is exhibiting anomalous deceleration, a "slowdown" that can not be attributed to gravity or common cometary outgassing. This finding directly contradicts https://damienzejmu.onesmablog.com/the-2-minute-rule-for-decoding-biblical-texts-80369007